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[4th July 2008|03:06] |
Dear Old Obnoxious Man--
I am not your server. You were NOT sat in my section and that means to ME, I don't need to do SHIT for you, except tolerate your presence in the same building as me. When you barked at me for a glass of water, I told you that I would go get Barbara (your server) for you. I know to you, that wasn't good enough. I'm pretty sure you haven't been trapped in the desert for three weeks and you will survive for two more minutes. And if that wasn't enough, being RUDE as shit to your 8 month pregnant waitress, when your salad got cold halfway through you eating it, is NOT HER FAULT. She doesn't cook the chicken and she she doesn't grow the lettuce either. You complained your chicken was cold and your lettuce was 'wilty' and warm. Well sir, you ordered the chicken ceasar salad. Next time we'll make sure to put a RAW peice of chicken on a bed of FRESH GREENS for you. Douchbag! And by the way, it was bad enough having to explain to you that i am NOT YOUR SERVER, but why did you come up to me (while I was NO WHERE NEAR YOUR TABLE) just to tell me you don't enjoy my haircut? I could care less your opinion about my hair. You, however, are balding and about 50 years my senior. Your wife is wearing a gold pants suit, with a matching gold hat. FAKE GOLD mind you. And when you asked me what I would do if you took siccors to my bangs, I really wanted to tell you I'd stab you in the neck with them, however, I refrained because my job means more to me that your CRAZINESS! I did feel better however, after you bitched to me for 5 minutes about my hair, (again, none of your buiness) and I told you "Well, sir, I'm glad that its my hair and not yours" and walked away. I should have told you to go fuck yourself, you lunatic crazy ass fuck!! Some advice? Join hair club for men. AND STOP GOING OUT IN PUBLIC. Your wife is probably crazy as well, like you, if not she would have been mortified beyond belief of your obnoxious actions. Please call your doctor, he needs to up your meds.
Sincerely,
CHILI's STAFF
P.S. We all had a good laugh because of you tonite. Oh yeah, and we spit in your re-made salad, you stupid fuck
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